Bracelet With Swastika Design

feudalism
You have 2 cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

PURE SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows
. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with cows
of all others. You have to take care of all
cows.
The government gives you 'as much milk as you need.

BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows
. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with cows
of all others. To take care of them and '
a group of ex-chicken farmers.
You have to take care of the chickens taken to former farmers
chickens.
The government gives you 'as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you should need
.

FASCISM: You have 2 cows
. The government takes both, hires you 'do you take care
and sells you the milk.

PURE COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows
. Your neighbors help you take care and all
together you share the milk.

RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows
. You have to take care, but the government takes all the milk
.

DICTATORSHIP: You have 2 cows
. The government takes both and shoots you.

SINGAPORE DEMOCRACY: You have 2 cows
. The government fines you for unauthorized possession of
two farm animals in an apartment.

military regime:
You have 2 cows. The government takes both and you enlist
ell'esercito.

PURE DEMOCRACY: You have 2 cows
. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have 2 cows
. Your neighbors pick someone '
decides who gets the milk.

AMERICAN DEMOCRACY:
The government promises to give you two cows if you vote.
After the elections, the president and '
impeached for speculating in cow futures. The press dubs the affair "Cowgate".

BRITISH DEMOCRACY: You have 2 cows
. You feed them sheep brains and they go mad.
The government does nothing.

BUREAUCRACY: You have 2 cows
. At first the government regulates what you can feed and
when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Following the
takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk.
it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows
.

ANARCHY: You have 2 cows
. Either you sell at a fair price or your neighbors
try to kill you to take the cows.

CAPITALISM: You have 2 cows
. You sell one and buy a bull.

CAPITALISM IN HONG KONG:
You have 2 cows. You sell three of your companies' stock, using lelettere
of credit opened by your brother in law at the bank. Then avviiuno
shares exchanging debt with associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with
a
tax deduction for keeping five cows. The milk rights of six cows
sonotrasferiti via a Panamanian intermediary to a Cayman Islands company owned
of 'the majority shareholder, who sells
to your Spa The milk rights of all seven cows. The budget
report says that the company 'and' owns eight cows, with an option on one
. Meanwhile, you kill the two cows because
'Milk' bad.

ENVIRONMENTALISTS:
You have 2 cows. The government bans you from milking or killing them that.

FEMINISM: You have 2 cows
. They get married and adopt a veal calf.

Totalitarianism: You have 2 cows
. The government takes them and denies they ever existed. Milk and
'outlawed.

POLITICAL CORRECTNESS: You are in
(the concept of 'own' and 'symbol of a past
phallocentric, warmongering, intolerant) with two animals of different ages
' (but less valuable to society ') and gender not specified.

COUNTERCULTURE:
Hey, boss ... such that there are two cows. Oh! Do you have to get a shot of
'I'm milk.

SURREALISM: You have two giraffes
. The government forces you to take accordion lessons