Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Painted White Danskos

2011 Par rije nĂ  frisa

The new parish priest was very nervous for his first
mass and could hardly speak.
Archbishop then asked how he could do to relax and they suggested to put a bit of Tequila in the water of the mass.
So he did.
It feels so good he could do a sermon in the midst of a storm.
But when he returned to the rectory, he found the following letter from Archbishop: "Dear Don Angelo, just some spare change: Next time, put a bit 'of Tequila in the water and not vice versa, and not well put lemon and salt on board chalice.
The sleeve of the robe should not be used as a napkin.
There are 10 commandments, not 12.
There are 12 disciples, not 10.
The seven deadly sins are not sins of the inhabitants of Rome
We refer to the cross as the big wooden T "
There refers to Jesus Christ and his disciples as" JC and his band. " There
refers to Judas as "the son of a bitch" and
his mother and his father were not a whore and a ricchione respectively.
The Father, Son and Holy Spirit are not "The Old, Junior and the ghost."
The toilet where he urinated in the middle was actually put into the confessional ...
and swearing is not good because did not put the toilet.
The initiative to call the audience to clap was laudable, but to dance the macarena, and then the train seems to me exaggerated.
The holy water used to bless and do not sweat to cool his head. The Hosts
be distributed to the faithful who receive communion should not be regarded as some fries as appetizers and wine accompanied by the saint.
one on the cross, though with the beard looks like Che Guevara, but he was not our Lord Jesus Christ.
Try to wear the pants, and when it avoids hot cool by pulling up the habit.
Sinners go to hell when they die, not "fuck yourself".
Mass should last about 1 hour and not two halves of 45 minutes, and the one that ran in black is the clerk, not "the horn of the arbitrator"
What she was sitting next to me was, her Archbishop, not "queers in a skirt .. Red. " The final and correct formula
'"The Mass is ended, go in peace" and not "What a headache, go all the fuck out."
For the rest, I think everything was fine.

Archbishop.

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Can You Get Hsv2 From Dry Humping With Undies On

Go find yourself.

I went to look for myself
but I only found a sign:

TORNO
NOW


I then realized that the words are always written

lies.
And with their every sound, every image or

shaped dumpling. In this barn


illusions
seeking oneself is

parody dystopia.

I went to look for myself

perhaps

to go fuck.




Go find yourself.

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Connect Binoculars To Camera

Dear Bersani

Dear Bersani,
To tell you the truth, every time I see and hear Berlusconi or his I go up the carcass, the carcass that is hidden inside me and I do not like.
I do not like the government, I do not like the servility which is accentuated every day.
I do not like the fact that when I talk with people refusing to have voted for this government, hiding behind the fact that he voted league and refusing 'evidence that the League is the binding of this sad and' s even more bleak future.
But every time I hear you, Mr Bersani, every time I drop the ball, he can not speak except in old ways.
One idea, one that is not the against Berlusconi did not have, Mr Bersani, she wanders through speeches and omegeneizzati now broken, but we do not need to swallow tasteless things, those of us who are not night, but we are the ones that every day you wake up and try to go to produce the flavors we want, we want to see and hear a future that she will not be able to give us.
Mr Bersani, I l 'I wanted in my capacity as Secretary, I'm sorry I did not and still does not reflect it.
Mr Bersani, stop being sprawled on the chairs, stop to have his sleeves rolled up in a classy way, try for once to sit elegantly on a chair to roll up their sleeves in a hurry. Try
.
is not a council is thinking of people like me who has always voted left and that would do violence to his person to go right, it's the thought of people like me who go to vote if elections.
We think because it is true that the Berlusconi government is bankrupting She is lending a hand.

Saturday, October 2, 2010

Change A Driver's License From Nj To Ny

But yes, from

who chooses Dreher nose.


flavored chocolate milk makes delicious! Nesquik!


Ciripiripì Kodak.


The moral is always the same, just a snack with nut!



Luisa starts early, ends early, and usually does not clean the toilet!


Silence. Talk Agnesi.


You want health? Drink Ferro China Bisleri


New? No washed with Perlana, spread the word!


The marmot incarta chocolate.