That's life ... Perhaps not everyone knows that
Everything flows.
the dripping candle, empty glasses, bottles, barrels. Reel consciences in the nebula of desires.
bloom in the shadow of indifference flowers on which bees - still pupae - will rest tomorrow or maybe never.
Everything ends, and sometimes goes to a bad end.
Everything flows. And what we will continue to be white noise, there will be ghost tracks. Only tangible scars. Or the time that sweeps away the signs of what he believed injured. The hollow echo of all the repeated words, the loop stops. Frame by frame
pile up the times and evenings ungrateful idiots. The strobe
who click as the dawn rises. The
eyed fox with the grapes.
a cigarette - the last
on.
The evening ended when the door is closed. If we step
quite late to go shopping.
Sunday, April 25, 2010
Monday, April 19, 2010
Breasts Being Cut Off
Canada in Winnipeg, it is illegal to run naked in the house if the windows are open.
In Canada, if a debt is greater than 25 cents, it is illegal to pay it with pennies.
in Toronto (Ontario), it is illegal to get on the streetcar on Sunday if you are eating garlic.
Paraguay
In Paraguay, dueling is legal provided both parties are registered as blood donors.
Bahrain In Bahrain, a doctor who visits a patient can touch her genitals but not to look. And if you just need to see where he puts his hands the area to look through a mirror and never directly.
Jordan
legislators have provided for the maximum time that should elapse between intercourse and the other in a married couple, the law orders them to have sex "at least every four months."
Iran
With the Islamic revolution of 1979, chess was banned because they were considered the game a "monarchical" and "militaristic." Then in the mid-80s, were rehabilitated with a fatwa (religious condemnation) of the founder of the Islamic Republic, Imam Ruhollah Khomeini. In January 2000, Ayatollah Jafar Saburi, issued a new fatwa against the game of chess (a game invented in Iran and that makes part of the ancient culture of the country).
E 'forbidden to eat the flesh of donkeys, mules or horses if the animal was alive, it is coupled with a Muslim. In addition, the Iranians are forbidden to look at the genitals of a corpse: why just one person dies his genitals are covered with a brick or piece of wood.
In Doha, Qatar, a woman who is surprised by a naked man must first cover the face, and then, possibly, also the body.
Pakistan In Pakistan, it is rude to show the sole of a shoe with a foot or indicate when you are sitting on the patio.
Singapore
chewing gum is banned because is a means to "ruin an environment free from garbage." USA &
abuse
Alabama
in Irondale, an anti-obscenity law in 1950 forbidding the exposure of any person naked or in a substantially nude state "except a baby.
E 'illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
in Linden, an ordinance states that all women of "uncertain morality" should leave the streets after 9 pm
In Alaska Alaska is still against the law to look at a moose from an airplane.
in Fairbanks, it is illegal to give beer to a moose.
in Fairbanks, the law does not elk permits to practice sex on city streets.
Arizona
In 1985, a legislator from Arizona, proposed that each candidate for the legislature did a reading test and an IQ test three months before the election. The results were inserted into a card to show those who had passed. But a majority of legislators, for various reasons, voted against.
A Cottonwood, is forbidden to make love in a car with a flat tire. For those who are caught making love in the front seat of a parked car with flat tires is to pay a fine of $ 25, but if the pair flirted in the back seat, and cars with flat tires was in motion, the fine is increased to $ 50. the second time it is caught in these circumstances becomes a fine of $ 100, and 150 from the third onwards.
In Glendale, it is illegal to use a car as tow.
E 'illegal hunt camels in the State of Arizona.
Arkansas
The law of the State has enacted a law that in Little Rock, Arkansas River can not 'cross the bridge on Main Street.
A man can legally beat his wife but not more than once a month.
E 'illegal mispronounce the name of the State of Arkansas within its borders.
In Arkansas, in 1981, a state law required the teachers of natural sciences to present their students with "balanced treatment", ie equitable powers of persuasion, so that the creationist theory of evolution (see the monkey trial)
California
In California, community administrators enacted an ordinance making it illegal for anyone to try to stop a child who skips merrily over the puddles of water.
in San Francisco it is illegal to play poker in public or gamble in a barricaded room.
A San Francisco ordinance prohibiting the "cane games." City officials have no idea what these games, but when recently have reviewed the laws of the city, decided to maintain the law in books, in case someday, somehow, re-emergence of these games, and being regarded as improper the city would need this law.
In San Francisco it's illegal to beat a rug in front of your home.
San Francisco is prohibited any "mechanical device that reproduces obscene language."
A regulation in San Francisco makes it unlawful to use used underwear to clean cars in a car wash.
San Francisco are prohibited itching powder and stink bombs.
E 'against the rules to let the phone ring more' than nine times in government offices.
For Oakland it is illegal to grow a tree in front of a neighbor's window blocking the view. On the other hand, you're out of the bond if the tree is one that city officials considered attractive, as well as a red tree or box elder.
A Palo Alto, the official description of parking standards, specifies the slope of access ramps for wheelchairs in terms of inches per foot of lift travel
(the slope is defined as the ratio of height difference and distance, but both in terms of homogeneous measures. Obviously, there is a disagreement between metric and UNF)
E 'illegal conduct more than two hundred sheep in a time along Hollywood Boulevard.
In Los Angeles courts it is illegal to cry on the witness stand.
In Los Angeles, a man can legally beat his wife with a leather belt or strap but the belt can not be larger than 2 inches, unless the wife consents to be smitten with one wider.
In California, it is forbidden for animals to mate publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
A California law bans women from driving a car wearing her robe from home.
In 1838, the city of Los Angeles passed an ordinance requiring a man to obtain a license before singing a serenade to a woman.
in Los Angeles, years ago it was legal to cook in the bedroom, but do not sleep in the kitchen.
Los Angeles, are not allowed to wash at the same time two children in the same tank.
In Berkeley, you can not whistle to call an escaped bird before 7 am.
In Cleveland, the law forbids you to operate a motor vehicle while sitting on the lap of another person.
The City Council of Ontario, in 1930, issued an order prohibiting the singing of the roosters within the city limits.
In Santa Monica, the Urban Council has proposed that men be allowed to use the toilets Public women, when there is a queue of three or more men, and vice versa.
In Colorado Colorado is now legal to remove furniture and instruments (furniture) require that the labels: "Do not remove under penalty of law."
(This is sophisticated: it was enough to lift the sanctions, but 'in this case, perhaps it was necessary to enact another law prohibiting the aforementioned labels).
In Denver it is illegal to mistreat rats
In Denver, it is illegal to lend your vacuum cleaner to the next door neighbor.
A Pueblo, Colorado, it is illegal to cultivate or permit a dandelion to grow within city limits.
(s' a weed whose leaves are edible and the roots for herbal use. It has diuretic properties, but abusing it is toxic). A
Sterlin, it is illegal to allow a small cat to run free without a strip light reflective.
A Simsbury Connecticut, it is illegal for a politician to campaign in the town compost heap.
In Connecticut, it is illegal to collect shellfish at night.
Hatford AD, in colonial times, there was an ordinance that allowed any resident to rent the keys to the city for 2 pence. The resident had to pay compensation if the broke.
Under the Code of 1650, the Colony of New Harbour (now Connecticut), a boy of 16 years could be put to death if he "cursed, struck or disobeyed" his parents or was "stubborn or rebellious."
A Simsbury, for an ordinance enacted in 1701 and recently repealed, foreigners were required to leave the city within one month if they had at least 20 shillings to their names.
in Hartford, are illegal advertising signs with balloons.
in Hartford, it is illegal to plant a tree in the road.
A Bloomfield, you can make the lunch break, only if you have time to get to your house after buying the food: it is against the law to eat in the car.
In Devon, it is illegal to walk backwards after sunset.
Hatford, Connecticut, it is illegal to train dogs.
can be stopped by the police if a bicycle past the 65 miles (yes, sixty-five) per hour. For
Atwoodville, local ordinance prohibits people from playing Scrabble while waiting for a politician to speak.
in Hartford, Connecticut, is not allowed to cross a road cammminando hands.
In Delaware Delaware, any person of good morals can have and operate a bowling alley. However, no betting allowed.
A legislature of Delaware, recently proposed a law that every child in the event of thoughts beverages, were to inform his / her parents before taking part in a sexual relationship.
Dalaware are prohibited in racing of any kind on Good Friday and Easter Sunday.
A Florida Jupiter Inlet Colony, for an order of 1959, the boys are considered difficult to treat bums.
A West Palm Beach, the city administration, with perhaps exaggerated an idea of \u200b\u200bthermal laws, decreed that the roofs of all the barns were combustible.
in Key West, an ordinance prohibiting spitting on the floor of a church.
In Florida, if an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, you must pay the rest as any vehicle.
In Sarasota, it is illegal to sing in a public place while wearing a swimsuit.
La Florida is its prostitution problem by giving prostitutes for which you spend money, a five-year contract, and a bus ticket out of town.
In Florida it is illegal for a man and a woman not married to live together in "open and obvious debauchery." Connecticut, in the past, had a similar law, but only the woman was penalized.
Florida law forbids rats to leave the boats moored in the bay of Tampa.
In Miami it is illegal for men to advertise any kind of dress without belt.
In Florida it is forbidden to run or jog topless in a radius of 150 feet between the beach and the road.
Women may be fined if they fall asleep under a hair dryer, even in your living room.
In Florida, if a woman is single, divorced or widowed can not bail on Sunday afternoon, the penalty includes fines and / or imprisonment.
Georgia Georgia has 75 laws on how to build rice cultivation, although the State has only a rice paddy. Georgia was the No. 1 state for the cultivation of rice before the Civil War. But immediately after the war, a hurricane distruse all the rice fields. It was too expensive to replace them without slaves, so the rice in the State began to grow peaches, peanuts and more.
In Kennesaw, the law considers it illegal for every homeowner does not own a gun, unless a criminal conviction, a conscientious objector or disabled.
Administrators of Georgia, in 1981, were reviewing the laws of their state and found that yet paid their pensions for Confederate widows Union. That week the last widow died. Lawmakers bowed their heads and wiped out the law.
A Jonesboro, and 'illegal apostrophe with the phrase "Oh, boy."
In Atlanta, it is illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or a lamppost.
in Georgia is prohibited to barbers to advertise their prices.
Hawaii law was in Hawaii that children obey all orders "legal and moral" of their parents.
in Hawaii, a husband or wife who had left a spouse and failed to reconcile, he could be forced into a month of hard work. The second offense involved a year of hard work.
In Hawaii it is illegal in a freak shooting offer liquor as a prize. The shooter, after drinking the prize, ildietro could come back and try again.
Idaho
In Idaho and other states, to Native Americans during their religious ceremonies, is allowed to use the hallucinogenic plant peyote. Im
Idaho, it is illegal to hunt from the back of an animal (from the back).
In Pocatello, a law passed in 1912, states that 'It is prohibited to carry weapons concealed, unless they are exposed to view. "
a state law makes it illegal for a man to give a box of candy that weighs more than 50 pounds (22 kg).
The city of Idaho Falls, Idaho, forbids anyone over the age of 88 years of riding a motorcycle.
A Coeur d'Alene, police officers are not allowed to approach a car and knock on the window. If an agent is suspected that the car is an ongoing sexual relationship, he must take place behind the machine, playing three times in the horn of his car and then wait about two minutes before getting out to check.
The people of Illinois Manteno, do not want to use and dispose of used tissues. For this, you can not "drain or throw or place" a used hankie "in any public street or public place or on pavimntazioni of any kind or on the floor of any theater, hall or group of public buildings or on the surface of any lot or parcel of land or on the terrace of any building or any ... [more] ... "
(it would seem possible to throw tissues on a plant ... it was more effective than a ban on throw used tissues?)
A
Minoola, it is illegal to undress and "show off naked" during daylight or at dusk, even though all this' you're doing is a bathroom.
In Oblong, a law makes it criminal to make love while fishing or hunting on the day of your wedding.
Take some pronunciation lessons if you're going to Joliet, where it is against the law to mispronounce the name of the city. Violators can be fined up to $ 500.
A Rushville, if the city council does not reach the quorum, the absentees may be achieved by agents who take them forcibly to the meeting.
In Zion, it is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats and other animals kept as domestic pets.
"Dwarf-tossing" (dwarf tossed), the strange practice of launching dwarfs in padded suits Springfied is prohibited, because it is dangerous and exploitative. The practice is apparently allowed by any other city, with a special permit.
In Chicago, a law of 1872 still exists, on the books a city councilor can 'bring a gun. Some do.
A Chicago law prohibits serving liquor to the feeble-minded.
In Chicago, Illinois, it is illegal to fish in pajamas.
In Chicago, the sick, crippled, maimed, or otherwise objectionable, or object of disgust is forbidden to present themselves in public.
Chicago is illegal to take a French poodle to work, and women for more than 200 pounds (90 kilos) to ride a horse while wearing shorts.
In Chicago, a law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.
In Kirkland, the law forbids bees to fly over the village or through any of its streets.
at Urbana, for a monster is against the law to go into the city limits.
(the law only speaks of a monster would appear to permit entry to hordes of monsters!).
A Cicero, Sunday is prohibited mutter (humming) in public streets.
A state law recommends that all bachelors should be called master (teacher, master), not Mr. (master) when conversing with their female counterparts.
Indiana
A Bainbridge, it is customary for taxpayers solemnly swear that the values \u200b\u200battributed to their property are taxable fair market value.
in South Bend, in 1924, a monkey was accused of the crime of having smoked a cigarette and sentenced to pay a $ 25 fine and court costs.
A Elkhart, Indiana, is prohibited from barbers to threaten to cut off the ears of children.
E 'forbidden to swim during the winter.
Citizens are prohibited to attend a movie or a play and travel on public transport, before the 4 hours after eating garlic.
Iowa in Ames, a husband, after making love, can not take more than three pitchers (gulps) of beer while lying in bed with his wife or keep it in her arms.
In Iowa, it is illegal to hunt from an airplane. For
Ottumwa, "it is illegal for any male, within the city limits, to wink at any woman who is unknown."
A Marshalltown, horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants.
Kisses may last for what you want, but no more than five minutes.
Kansas
No one can catch the fish with your bare hands.
A state law requires pedestrians crossing the highways at night wear reflective strips.
Kentucky
A Danville, it is illegal to dispose of dirty water or riscacquatura of dishes in the street.
A Danville, every year the mayor must appoint "three intelligent leaders" to the board of supervisors of taxes.
In Kentucky, by law, anyone who is drinking is "sober" until it can 'stand'
Every citizen of Kentucky is required by law to take a bath once a year.
in Lexington, is illegal to carry ice cream in his pockets.
A Frankfort, it is illegal to pull the tie to a policeman.
In Kentucky it is forbidden for people to show up in the streets of any town or village in the bathroom without clothes police protection.
In Kentucky, an old law, it is illegal to use any type of reptile in a religious service. It is uncertain whether the law would now take the exam for the first amendment.
(Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof, or abridging the freedom of speech or the press or the right of citizens to assemble peacefully and to petition for the Government for a redress of injustice).
"No woman can 'show in a bathing suit on any highway within the state without being escorted by at least two officers or unless it is armed with a stick "
An amendment to this law:" The provisions of this statute shall not apply to donnne weighing less than 90 pounds or exceed the 220, do not apply to female horses. "
Louisiana
It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot the teller with a water pistol.
Biting someone with your natural teeth is a "simple assault" while biting someone with false teeth is "aggravated assault".
Louisiana law prohibits couples who are buying a new bed to make the "test final ", in other words, try making love or simulating this task,
that the people of Louisiana to take seriously the food is out of the question. E 'against a state law to steal even a single shrimp.
If you have been in New Orleans on Fat Tuesday, you will have seen kings and queens on the various floats throw plastic coins, medallions and jewels to the crowd, but no food. And 'illegal to throw food from a cart in the festivities of Mardi Gras.
In New Orleans statutory walking down the street with a drink, and even drive with a drink. But if you fall and block the sidewalk, you have broken the law.
Waterville Maine, it is illegal blow your nose in public.
In Maine it is illegal to catch lobsters with your bare hands.
in Buckfield, a law prohibits taxi drivers to charge a discount on the fare to passengers, returning from a nightclub, a pub or at any other place where alcoholic beverages are served, propose to pay in kind.
(probably the standard has been desired by the taxi companies who were risking their profits: all taxi drivers accept the proposal of drunken passengers).
It is illegal to clean salmon along the upper reaches of the Kennebec River. Compliance with this law has been made easier by the fact that for many years, due to a dam, there are no salmon in the river Kennebec.
Maryland In Maryland, legislators proposed that a group composed of five licensed parachute instructors, he examined and given the license to all other parachute instructors. The plan was abandoned when it was discovered 'in the State there were only three licensed parachute instructors.
In Caroline County, Gypsies should behave in a clear, since there is a fine of $ 100 or six months in jail (in the can) to "pretend to guess or predict the future."
A law of Maryland announces the "babysitter woman, otherwise known as" shills "paid by the owner for women to sit in their desks and encourage male patrons drinking.
in Baltimore, is playing professionally illegela croquet before 2 pm on Sunday. The law is also applied to the launch of the Rings games.
In Baltimore, there is a regulation for the sale of pig heads, animal droppings and oyster shells.
In Baltimore, it is illegal to block the sidewalk with a box, but the offense does not involve a fine of $ 1. Another law makes it illegal to throw a bale of hay (or whatever) out of a window on the second floor (second-story windos) and this leads to a fine of $ 20.
In Baltimore, it is illegal to take a lion to the movies.
(... obviously, someone did that!)
Massachusetts
A Fitchburg, Massachusetts, barbers are not allowed to comb behind the ears.
Brockton, requires people to have a license before they are allowed to enter into a sewer.
A state law prohibits putting them to cool their feet out the window. A
Princetown, it is illegal to sell suntan oil before midday, on Sunday.
in Holyoke, it is illegal to water your lawn when it's raining.
In Massachusetts it is forbidden to put tomatoes in clam chowder (clam chowder).
In Massachusetts, it is illegal to dispose of diapers on Sunday, despite the emergency.
A Massachusetts law requires that all dogs have their hind legs tied during the month of April.
Southbridge is illegal to read books or newspapers on the street after 8 pm In
Marblehad, an old law, it was illegal to cross the road on Sunday, unless absolutely necessary.
The Massachusetts law prohibits eating peanuts in court.
Who is in mourning, while awake, can not 'eat more' than three sandwiches.
E 'snoring prohibited until all the windows of the bedrooms are closed and locked certainly.
An old ordinance declares illegal a pointed beard, unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of appearing in public.
For taxi drivers are prohibited to make love in the front seat of their taxi on the road.
E 'illegible do more' than 2 baths a month within the boundaries of Boston.
In Boston, for a bill before the returnable bottles and containers, it is illegal to rummage in rubbish bins.
In Boston, a mayor who disliked dancing and liked to retire early, banned dancing at midnight in the city center.
In Boston, it is illegal to cut firewood, or pull with a bow and arrow in the street.
In Boston, two people can not kiss in front of
a Church In Boston it's against the law to keep manure in a building unless the building is used as a stable. In this case, you can up to two cords (slang measure) of fertilizer. If you are sourcing excessively, you need a license to carry the stuff. You can not leave it in the street.
Michigan in Detroit, it is illegal to loiter in the morgue of the city.
If you got a girl in Kalamazoo, it is better not whisper sweet nothing. An old law prohibits the suitors to make love to serenade outside the window.
In Detroit, couples are forbidden to make love in the car unless the act is performed while the vehicle is parked in a place owned by the couple.
A state law stipulates that if any man kisses his wife on Sunday, interested to sin will be punished at the discretion of the court.
In Michigan, women are forbidden to cut their own hair without her husband's permission.
For a law of 1889, the health officer of East Jordan, could not send any resident suffering from an infectious disease back to where he came, how far a person can 'get. If you can not, the officer could rent a house for use as a hospital.
A Clawson, a law allows a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats and chickens.
A Rochester, anyone bathing in public must have his bathing suit controlled by a police officer.
Minnesota In Minnesota, the form for taxes is fairly complete. Some would say too: You also asked for your date of death.
Minnesota, has revoked the law called "Twinkie", for which a candidate for the City Council of Minneapolis, was accused of having bestowed the equivalent of $ 34 in biscuits, coffee, twinkie (snacks filled with cream, etc.). , for some senior citizens.
In Minnesota, Sunday was legal to sell rolled candy, but those dishes were illegal. Aficionados of biscuits made repeal the law.
in Alexandria, to any man when his breath smells like garlic, onions, or sardines, are allowed to make love to his wife. If his wife so requests, the law requires that he must brush his teeth.
A Blue Earth, Minnesota, the law states that no child under the age of 12 years, can 'talk on the phone if it is accompanied by a family member.
E 'illegal for little boys throwing stones at any time and anywhere in the District of Columbia.
Mississippi in Oxford, Mississippi., It is illegal to "create unnecessary disturbances."
Missouri In Missouri, legislators males introduced a regulation which called their female colleagues to tie his ankles with Velcro belts of .38 caliber revolvers.
In St. Louis, it is illegal to sit on the curb of any street and drink beer from a bucket (bucket)
A Ballwin, the only place where you can use vulgar, obscene or indecent is in your home.
In Kansas City, Missouri, minors are not allowed to buy guns in capsules, on the other hand, they may buy shotguns freely.
In Merryville, Missouri, has banned women from wearing corsets because "the right to admire the slender curving body of a young woman should not be denied to normal Blood American male. "
Montana In Montana, it is improper for a wife to open the mail of her husband.
In Bozeman, you can not perform sexual acts in front of the yard of any home, after sundown, and if you are naked.
In Helena, the law prohibits a woman to dance on a table or the counter of a saloon without having at least three pounds and two ounces (1.4 kg) of clothes.
Nebraska
For Hastings, Hoteliers by law must offer each guest a cotton nightgown, white and clean. Under the law, no couple may have sex unless wearing nightgowns.
In Omaha, it is unlawful to shave his chest of Foreign men.
In Omaha, if a child burps during a church service, his parents may be arrested.
A Waterloo, an old law recommended barbers from eating onions at work.
Nevada
Many states have irrational (whacky) regulations for alcohol. In Nevada, until the 60s it was illegal to sell alcohol in the fields of religious meetings, within half a mile from a state prison, the building of the Capitol, or imbeciles.
For Eureka, men who wear mustaches are prohibited kissing women.
In Las Vegas, you can bet on any team, except the University of Nevada at Las Vegas.
In the past, in Nevada a man caught beating his wife was forced to be tied to a stake for eight hours with a sign that read "Wife Beater" fastened to his chest.
In Nevada it is illegal to have a "house infamous for a radius of 400 yards (about 365 meters) from a church or school.
A New Hampshire state law prohibits tapping your feet, he motioned with his head or in any way keep time in a tavern, restaurant or coffee.
New Jersey In New Jersey, it is illegal to eat the soup noisily.
A Liberty Corner, if a couple making love in car accidentally hits the horn during his lustful act, may 'be sentenced up to one year in prison.
New Mexico
In recent years, New Mexico, many efforts have been made to legalize camel racing and ostrich, but to no avail. These proposals were defeated, but the legislature has made it possible to bet on races in cycling.
Carrizozo, is strictly forbidden to women does not appear in public without hair (including legs and face).
Carlsbad, New Mexico, it is legal to have sex in a parked vehicle during lunch hour working day and only if the car windows are fitted with curtains to prevent any outsider can peek.
New York
In New York a few years ago, to finally resolve the unpleasant probblema graffiti was declared illegal to carry an open can of spray paint.
In New York it is illegal to start any kind of public spectacle, exhibitions, games or whatever you want, until after 1:05 pm
In New York it is illegal for any person to do anything against the law. Lest there be any confusion.
In New York City, drivers are known to be crazy, but so is for pedestrians in New York. The law can be part of the problem. Jaywalk is legal, until you do it diagonally. That is, you can cross the street outside the crosswalk, but you can not cross it diagonally.
New York City can be takes into consideration the theater capital of the country, but it is illegal to set up a puppet on your window and a violation will lead to crush naps (Snoozer) for 30 days ...
In New York City, it is illegal to beat a broom out the dusty window.
In New York City, you must have a permit to transport carbonated beverages.
in New York and a handful of other states require that toilets be evenly divided between men and women in public theaters or arenas.
In the State of New York is still illegal to shoot a hare by a tram.
In New York City, before the enactment of a 1978 law requiring dog owners to clean up after the needs of their pets, approximately 40 million pounds (20 million tons) of dog excrement were deposited on the roads each year.
In New York City, it is illegal to dispose of rinse water in the street.
A Greene, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalk during a concert.
In Albany, New York, you can not play golf in the streets.
A fine of $ 25 may be imposed for flirtations. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning to the streets and watch "a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this gravity requires that the convicted man is forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever go out for a walk.
in Caramel, a man can not go out while wearing a giubboto and pants that do not combine.
North Carolina
Robbins, anyone who refuses to black out after hearing the blackout signal is subject to a fine of $ 5.
For Asheville, it is illegal to sneeze on the streets citizenship. For
Hornytown, are banned all massage parlors.
A Rockwell, anyone who violates the terms of a memorial - as the lack of celebration adequately Peanut Day, or the Jaycees Week - is guilty of a misdemeanor. A
Balhaven, the town law which fixed the cost of public sewer service in "$ 2 per month, per stool," was recently changed to "per toilet."
The good people of Tryon, take seriously a good night's sleep. E 'against the law for anyone to keep "bird chioccerà " or play the piccolo (flute) between the hours of 11 pm and 7:30 am
A Forest City is illegal to take a pea-shooter to a parade. It is also illegal to shoot rubber bands into pieces of paper.
In North Carolina, according to a law of 1866, it is illegal to dig to collect ginseng in other people's property between the months of April and September.
In Nashville, punching an officer in the sports program for youth, adult spectators and participants incur a suspension of three years from the program.
A Forest City, it is illegal to draw a crowd, except when they sing the Gospel, it is political or "becomes a serenade on the occasion of public happiness"
If you happen to own a bed of marl, the law requires that the fencing. A marl bed may not be what you think. It's like a sinking stone.
Because people were using them as cheap furniture, it is now illegal in North Carolina to take and sell labeled cartons for milk.
In North Carolina, it is illegal to sell cotton at night. E 'legal to sell cottonseed at night.
In North Carolina, is prohibited sex outside marriage, or "fornication", but girls as well as men should be prosecuted.
A Winston-Salem, North Carolina, is against the law for children under 7 years, go to college.
Thomasville, North Carolina, prohibits airplanes to fly over the city on Sunday, three of the 11 am and 1 pm
North Dakota Beer and pretzels can not be served simultaneously at any bar or restaurant.
(in fact, the pretzel increases thirst and therefore the possible drunkenness).
In North Dakota, charitable groups can hold games of chance to raise money, but only twice per year.
In Xenia Ohio, it is illegal to spit in a salad bowl.
In Ohio, if you ignore an orator in the Decoration Day (day of Onoreficienze) to advertise a game of croquet or a race with the launch of horseshoes, in the range of a mile from the stage of the speaker, you can be fined $ 25 .
A Paulding, a policeman may bite a dog to calm him down.
In Cleveland, women are forbidden to wear in public in shiny patent leather shoes (Someone could see the reflection of things he should not see!).
In Bexley, Ordinance number 233, 09/09/19 prohibits the installation and use of slot machines in the stables.
In Portsmouth, the law classifies baseball players as "vagrants, thieves and other suspicious characters."
Oxford, it is illegal for a woman undress while in front of the photograph or picture of a man. A
Clevelnd, it is illegal to hunt mice without a hunting license.
Oklahoma In Oklahoma, people who make "ugly face" to the dogs may be fined and imprisoned.
Harthahorne A City ordinance, Section 363 states that have be illegal to put any hypnotized person in a show.
Women are forbidden to get your hair without being licensed by the State.
Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor to meet in groups of three or more, on private property.
A Tulsa, is against the law to open a soda bottle without the supervision of a qualified technician.
Oregon
In Hood River, Oregon, is not allowed to do magic tricks without a license
A Willowdalw is against the law for a husband has sex while swearing.
In Salem, it is illegal for owners of premises with nude dancers, being less than two feet from the dancers.
Pennsylvania
Sounds like the title of an album of rock music or similar, but "Coasting on Beaver Street" is illegal in Edgeworth.
A McKeesport, by law, "watch stuffers" are not welcome. Now, it is clear they do not stuffers to watch, but whatever they do, you better do that somewhere else.
In Pennsylvania, ministers are forbidden to celebrate religious marriages where the bride or groom is drunk.
Harrisburg, has banned women from working as highway toll collectors have sex with the drivers inside the toll booths.
In certain areas of Pennsylvania, many years ago, the association of breeders anti-car, put in place some "rules of the road." In essence, they said,
1. "Vehicles traveling on country roads at night must launch a rocket every mile, then wait Deich minutes because the road is clear."
2. "If a driver sees a team of horses, must get on one side of the road and cover his car with a blanket or a layer of dust that is colored to blend with the landscape."
3. "If a horse refuses to pass a car on the road, the owner must put his car on one side and conceal themselves in the bushes."
in York, Pennsylvania, you can not sit back and watered your lawn with a hose.
For Hazelton, there is a law still on the texts that prohibits a person from sipping a carbonated drink while holding talks to students in a school auditorium.
A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under the carpet of a house.
No man may purchase alcohol sensation written permission of his wife.
E 'illegal to have more than 16 women living in a house together because that constitutes a brothel ... On the other hand, up to 120 men can live together without breaking the law.
A state law prohibits singing in the bathtub.
South Carolina
not allowed to beat their wives in public offices.
South Dakota in Sioux Falls, every room in hotels must have twin beds. And the beds must always be separated for a minimum of two feet when a couple rents a room for one night. It is illegal to make love on the floor between the beds!
Tennessee
In Tennessee, if you have a car, it is illegal shoot any game other than the whales.
In Memphis, Tennessee, it is illegal for a woman to drive a car unless it is preceded by a man in motion or on the road waving a red flag to warn pedestrians and motorists approach.
Skullbone, the law forbids that a woman gives pleasure to a man if it sits behind a steering wheel offenders may end up in jail for thirty days.
A Jonesboro, a sling may be regarded by law as a deadly weapon.
A Dayton in 1924, was educated a process to prohibit the teaching of the theory of evolution (see the monkey trial)
Texas In Texas, sixteen year old divorced women are forbidden to talk about sex during work activities relevant to the curriculum of secondary schools.
A Mesquite, for the youngsters is still against the rules to have haircuts that are scary or unusual. "
is Texas law that when two trains at a railway crossing s'incrontrano, everyone will have to stop completely and no one will proceed until the other party.
city ordinance states that a person can not go to barefoot without first obtaining for $ 5 a special license.
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
A Corpus Christi, it is forbidden to raise alligators in your home.
In San Antonio, you can not play a corm, start a generator to have a commemoration meeting or do anything that disturbs the neighborhood and the city has a team of four Noise police to enforce the law.
In Texas it is legal to have sex with a hen par with you, but it is against the law (to reciprocate).
An old law required to be well recognized in the church, and it was illegal to be masked.
Utah
The husband is responsible for any criminal act committed by his wife while she is in her presence.
E 'against the law to fish from horseback.
E 'prohibited for any person to possess a pair of pliers.
No woman can have sex with a man as he runs in an ambulance within the boundaries of Tremont. If surprise, the woman can be blamed for a sexual offense and "his name will be published in the local newspaper." The man is accused and his name and is not revealed.
Vermont
In Vermont, women must have written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.
Lawmakers have made it obligatory for anyone to make at least an en-suite bathroom every weekend on Saturday night.
In Vermont, it is illegal for the homeless obtain food by force. Apparently, if you have a good job and a stable home, it is OK to obtain food by force.
As in many states with Alevis, Vermont is to discourage the use of margarine. For example, in restaurants is illegal to use colored margarine unless the menu specifying him in letters two inches high. Colored margarine can be served only in the form of triangular pastries.
E 'force a fine of $ 200 per negere the "existence or the being of God"
Define a court of Vermont as a "kangaroo court" or some similar titles could cost you a fine of $ 200. E 'illegal defame a court.
Virginia
Perhaps anticipating telemarketing, the founders of the city of Albany, banned for four years or telephone salespeople to sell things, to solicit investments.
An old (1930) law of Virginia, was entitled "An Act to prevent corrupt practices or bribery by any person Other than a candidate. "
In Norfolk, a woman can not go out without wearing a corset (There was a civil service job - for men only - called a corset inspector).
A Norfolk, Virginia, is prohibited having sex while navigating a city street with a sidecar.
A Christianburg, as in many cities, you need a permit to open a barber shop. But according to the wording of the town law, the law states that the license will be revoked if you will be caught without a permit.
A Christianburg, it is illegal to imitate a police whistle.
A Christianburg, it's illegal to spit, expectorate or deposit any form of saliva or sputum "
The law of Virginia prohibits the use of bathtubs in the house and the bathrooms need to be done in the yard.
In 2005, the House of Delegates of the State of Virginia passed a law that provides for a 'fine of $ 50 for those who, leaving his pants fall too, shows her panties "so lewd and indecent"
Washington Washington State does not allow marathon dancing - or marathon hopping, sliding, slipping, rolling or crawling.
In the state of Washington it is illegal to catch a fish hurling a stone.
In the state of Washington, by law, any rented accommodation with a toilet for a fee, must have an equal number of free toilets. This law was enacted after the speaker of the House of Representatives of the State found itself without a dime.
A Olympia, minors may not attend the pool halls.
In Washington State, it is illegal to sleep in a barn without the owner's permission.
In Washington State, you could be fined up to $ 500 to have removed or defaced the label on a pillow.
In Washington State it is illegal for a candidate to give anybody a drink nell'Election Day
In Wilbur, it is illegal to ride a horse dangerous.
In Seattle, it is illegal to carry a weapon hidden exceed 180 cm in length.
Seattle passed an ordinance which stated that the golden fish (goldfish) could turn into a tank in the city buses only if and 'kept quiet.
If you're eating honey in Seattle, this is a blend of honey from or more types of flowers, it is illegal for honey to be labeled as made from a type of flower.
are prohibited all the lollipops.
A law to reduce the crimes of the state: "It 'is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police to alert them that are entering city'
There is (or there was) a law in Washington State for which a car being driven at night must be preceded by about a hundred yards from a man with a lantern ...
In Washington State, the law presumes that young people read comic books.
In Washington State it is illegal to sell to minors comics that might incite them to commit violent acts, depraved or immoral.
In Washington State it is illegal to claim to be the son of a rich person and advance the rights on his property.
The State of Washington does not allow wrestling rigged.
An old Washington law sent duelists to jail for ten years, assuming that they had lost the duel.
Washington DC
Washington, DC is the only U.S. city that has its own electoral vote during a Presidential election (see election of the President).
Washington, DC is the only U.S. city that maintains its own prison.
Washington, DC is the only U.S. city that is not located within a state.
A Washington, DC The only acceptable sexual position is the "missionary position". Any other sexual position is considered illegal.
West Virginia No children may attend school with his breath smelling of "wild onions."
Nicholas County, no member of the clergy during a religious service is allowed to tell jokes or humorous stories from the pulpit.
Wisconsin
A Wisconsin legislator in the 70s he proposed a law that no woman over 21 years were required to disclose their age. If age information were required by law, the woman could use an alphabetic code: women in their twenties could use the A, women in thirty years, the B and so on.
Wisconsi A legislator, recently presented a bank note which made it illegal to tattoo anyone under 18 years of age. He had allegedly referred to as the maxim: "I'm saving the buttocks some young people. "
A law of Wisconsin provides a fine sa $ 2 to $ 20 for anyone under the age of 17 years is surprised to jump on a train car while the train is in motion.
In Wisconsin, it is illegal to cut hair to a woman or kiss her on the train.
In St. Croix, women are not allowed to wear any red head in public.
E 'license required to do any kind of cheese-cheese, except Limburger. To make the Limburger, you need a master cheesemaker license.
In the quiet town of Connorsville, it is illegal for a man pull a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.
Wyoming
NEWCAST A, an ordinance specifically prohibits couples from having sex while standing inside a cold room of a store!
In Wyoming required that every inmate of the State Training School for girls is provided with apron and crinoline.
FEDERAL LAW (valid in all EU Member States)
An old federal law makes it illegal to import tiny sponges, smaller than 4 inches in diameter.
A federal law makes it illegal to issue a warrant for payment a false or forged.
The tomato is actually a fruit, but legally speaking, is a vegetable. By a decree of tariff 1893, U.S. Supreme Court said that since the tomatoes are usually eaten durente the meal and not after they are legally plants.
The federal Employee Retirement Income Security Act defines an employee as "any individual employed by an employee."
A federal law forbids recycling used eyeglasses in the United States.
hailed as a wonderful substance in the nineteenth century, in 1914, cocaine was outlawed in the United States.
For a recent change in federal law, workers in clothing, can now make boxing gloves (mittens) at home.
The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in prison, if there is no place this penalty, the jury could never become aware of the test. (HL Mencken)
All public displays of affection (Public Displays of Affection) is prohibited on Sundays.
anyone can leave his sheep and cows graze in the gardens / public lands at any time, except Sunday.
existing laws in various states
The bikini car washes (where topless women lavoano machines) are prohibited in most states, but the fine is only $ 50 per infringement, so it takes no time to recover costs.
AlfaAlfa Bill Murray was a legendary legislator in Oklahoma in the late nineteenth century who became spokesman for the White House and the government. He was also a great villain, and nobody did credit more than once. Having found the court's bed sheets in a hotel in 1908 passed a law requiring that all hotels have sheets that covered the bed, and three extra feet of linen to cover the head and feet. The so-called "nine-foot sheets" remained in the books for several decades, until Alfaalda reached its final resting place.
Massachusetts and New Hampshire both have old laws that penalize players for azzrdo who have lost money. In Massachusetts you are fined if avetre lost money. In New Hampshire you are forbidden to commit to return the clothes to pay gambling debts.
managers saloon must post the names of habitual drunkards if required by the local sheriff or family of drinkers.
In July 1990, the Supreme Court of the State of New York, acknowledged that a Victorian villa in the village of Nyack was a witch and the purchaser obtained the cancellation of the contract. Since then, 19 American states have passed special laws that raise the real estate agents from all liability with regard to the case "bewitched."
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that's all.
Saturday, April 17, 2010
Monday, April 12, 2010
Thinning Hair On Lower Legs
Copincolla Style! Albert Camus
Big up for the StileLio
Imitation Limitation
blowjob
Big up for the StileLio
Imitation Limitation
blowjob
Friday, April 9, 2010
Reoccurring Blister On Buttocks
A labyrinthine man never seeks the truth but always and only Arianna. (1951)
Thursday, April 8, 2010
Importance Of Leisure Time Leisure Time
Tempus Fugit The
Time is the most important thing: it is a simple pseudonym of life itself. (Antonio Gramsci)
Time is elastic because dilated with passion. (Marcel Proust)
Time is the most precious thing a man can spend. (Theophrastus)
There's only one way to forget time: use it. (Charles Baudelaire)
Time is the mirror of eternity. (Diogenes of Sinope)
Time will heal everything. But what if time itself is a disease? (Wings)
do not have time to be in a hurry. (John Wesley)
time without emotion is just a clock that ticks ... (Equilibrium)
time is eternity men folded. (Jean Cocteau)
What then is time? If no one asks me, I know if I want to explain to those who ask me, I no longer know. (Augustine of Hippo)
Time is the most important thing: it is a simple pseudonym of life itself. (Antonio Gramsci)
Time is elastic because dilated with passion. (Marcel Proust)
Time is the most precious thing a man can spend. (Theophrastus)
There's only one way to forget time: use it. (Charles Baudelaire)
Time is the mirror of eternity. (Diogenes of Sinope)
Time will heal everything. But what if time itself is a disease? (Wings)
do not have time to be in a hurry. (John Wesley)
time without emotion is just a clock that ticks ... (Equilibrium)
time is eternity men folded. (Jean Cocteau)
What then is time? If no one asks me, I know if I want to explain to those who ask me, I no longer know. (Augustine of Hippo)
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Can Vicodin Affect The Thyroid
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"Know the meaning of the word nemesis? The right and logical imposition of an awful doom that is manifested through the work of an appropriate agent, personified in this case a terrible son of a bitch ... me! "
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"Know the meaning of the word nemesis? The right and logical imposition of an awful doom that is manifested through the work of an appropriate agent, personified in this case a terrible son of a bitch ... me! "
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